JÖRMUNGANDR

Jörmungandr

 

CHAPTER ONE

 

 

*** Esmeralda, you are in Area 51 Chat Room #3 ***

 

MIB007: thats why thye shot those abombs into thw van halen belt

NoGoBonzo: forgive me, but i find that a little hard to believe

NoGoBonzo: there has never been any evidence of radiation monsters living in the van *allen* belts

ICUthere: the what belt?

ICUthere: ezzy!!!!

NoGoBonzo: and those atom bomb tests were just tests to see if a bomb could cut off radio

MIB007: thrers plenty ofevedence the govmt has it loked up but its ther

NoGoBonzo: communications in the event of a nuclear war

NoGoBonzo: ezzy, howareya

sue_naami: Hey, Ez

ratttgrrrl: yo esmerlda

EuroPsion: esmeralda, welcome

Esmeralda: Hello again. Sorry I’m late, long day.

Esmeralda: What’s the topic tonight?

MIB007: yu saw tht alein autopse film yu know thre therr the govmt is hidding th truth

Esmeralda: Never mind, I think I can guess.

 

*** Earl_of_Queens has entered the room ***

 

ratttgrrrl: lol

ICUthere: its better than whats on the tube anyway

ICUthere: hi earl!

ratttgrrrl: mib is on his high horse again

NoGoBonzo: earl, hey dude

ratttgrrrl: earl!!! *hugs!*

MIB007: did yiu see hanger 13 tht was all truu just see th moviee on vidoe

sue_naami: 007, it would help your case if you could spel proprlee

EuroPsion: earl, welcome back :)

Earl_of_Queens: Thanks, good to be here. Hope everyone is well.

Esmeralda: Greetings from Alpha Centauri, Earl.

Earl_of_Queens: :) Did I miss anything?

MIB007: thry had it on x-files to so th govrentment know s evrytghing

Earl_of_Queens: Never mind.

Esmeralda: Exactly.

ratttgrrrl: i never saw a ufo but my uncle did

ratttgrrrl: he was driving to

ratttgrrrl: brb

Esmeralda: Great, now she’s been abducted, too.

sue_naami: :)

NoGoBonzo: we started out talking about a ssw episode and got off topic

ICUthere: es, lmao!!!!

NoGoBonzo: waaaaay off

Earl_of_Queens: Sick Sad World? I watch that.

Esmeralda: SSW? I like that show. Oops, almost showed emotion.

ICUthere: omg i ***hate*** that show, it is too crazy

ratttgrrrl: back from bathroom

ratttgrrrl: I <3 ssw!

ICUthere: tmi rg

Earl_of_Queens: What about SSW in particular?

MIB007: ther is a hole ufo in a sercet army base in nevda undrgrownd with ded aleins

EuroPsion: sick sad world? is that a tv show?

sue_naami: This is so painful to read

Esmeralda: Sick, Sad World is a TV show about weird events, weird people, werid news

Esmeralda: sorry weird news

ICUthere: it is bad sick gross ewwwwwwwwwww don’t watch it!!!!

ratttgrrrl: es, did u make a mistake? :D

NoGoBonzo: it beats the real news, at least its funny

sue_naami: 007 is rubbing off on her

ratttgrrrl: :)

EuroPsion: i never watch tv, no loss

ICUthere: sometimes i wish i could say that

Esmeralda: Everyone, just keep your fingers on the keyboard while I send 50,000 volts your way.

ratttgrrrl: lol lmao!!!!!

sue_naami: Not a problem for me, dear

ICUthere: hee hee hee

NoGoBonzo: that was good

Earl_of_Queens: Were you talking about any particular episode of SSW?

ICUthere: a crazy one duh

NoGoBonzo: that space/meteorite storm a few years ago

MIB007: jfk knew abouit th aleins so did fdr and everone aftr him but thy covred it up big hush

sue_naami: Which storm?

ratttgrrrl: space storm, geo metro something

Esmeralda: Geomagnetic storm of 1996.

Earl_of_Queens: geomagnetic storm

Earl_of_Queens: You beat me to it! :)

NoGoBonzo: that was it, i remember that

Esmeralda: SSW said it was an alien invasion. There was a report of an object approaching

MIB007: men in blak are real i was 1 ofthem, they ar not fbi or cia but run evrythign

EuroPsion: [rolls eyes]

Esmeralda: Earth just before the geomagnetic storm hit. Some people claimed they drove the aliens away.

ratttgrrrl: i remember that, the pain almost knocked me out, that was wild

Esmeralda: I just got a headache. I can’t believe that came from a geomagnetic storm, though.

NoGoBonzo: i remember the sky lighting up for a half minute or so, like a million meteors coming

NoGoBonzo: then lightning or auroras, but nothing happened to me, no headaches or anything

NoGoBonzo: maybe less than half a minute, not sure of duration

sue_naami: NGB, same here, didn’t notice a thing, maybe slept through it

EuroPsion: same, nothing, but the sky was full of lightning, crisscrossed like a big net before it ended

ICUthere: i don’t understaNd any of this, 2 crazy 4 me

Earl_of_Queens: I remember that night.

Esmeralda: I was in my bedroom reading and thought my skull would burst. My only migraine ever.

 

*** theotherhalf has entered the room ***

 

NoGoBonzo: wonder why nothing happened to me

ratttgrrrl: man, you were lucky, that sucked!!!

ICUthere: hey 1/2, good to see you

EuroPsion: other, welcome

Earl_of_Queens: TOH, hey!

ratttgrrrl: toh!!! ***hugs toh***

theotherhalf: Hi! ***hugs rg***

NoGoBonzo: hey, lady

theotherhalf: hi all

Esmeralda: You got here just in time. We were actually on topic.

MIB007: nixon startd vetnam to cover up th invasn so th news woud not find out but som pepole did anwy

NoGoBonzo: we minus one were on topic

theotherhalf: sis is online in another chat, have time to myself finally (sort of)

ratttgrrrl: lol

Esmeralda: TOH, do you remember that SSW episode about the alien invasion?

theotherhalf: which one?

ICUthere: whatever

NoGoBonzo: there have been a *lot* of alien invasions, according to ssw, almost one a week

Esmeralda: Spring 1996, with the “meteor shower” and auroras and “lightning net” or whatever.

Earl_of_Queens: That was on “The Pasquale Mendosa Show” first. SSW picked it up later.

theotherhalf: oooh yea, the headache thing, that was… different. sis had it too

theotherhalf: u saw it on pms? :)

ICUthere: pms, i love it!

ratttgrrrl: lol x1000000000

NoGoBonzo: that guy is nothing but cheap drama. he just looks for controversy, sensational stuff

EuroPsion: another tv show i dont watch

Earl_of_Queens: I was on that show.

NoGoBonzo: i wouldn’t believe anything mendosa said

theotherhalf: pms, wonder if anyone else ever figured that out

Esmeralda: EoQ> Say what?

ICUthere: whoa waitaminnut earl, i remember seeing you with that guy with the huge head

ratttgrrrl: what ?

Esmeralda: You? You were THAT Earl?

NoGoBonzo: what are you talking about?

EuroPsion: once again im out of the loop

sue_naami: I’ve definitely missed something here (took a phone call)

Earl_of_Queens: There was an alien invasion in 1996. I was there. “The Pasquale Mendosa Show”

Earl_of_Queens: made it look like a big joke, I know, but it was all true. We stopped an invasion.

ratttgrrrl: what???????????????????????

sue_naami: Good one, Earl, you really had me going

NoGoBonzo: earl, don’t drink/smoke/snort and type at the same time, please

Earl_of_Queens: SSW actually got it right when they did that “brain-eaters from outer space” ep.

ICUthere: swear on a bible that what you just said is true earl

Earl_of_Queens: What would it matter if I did? No one really believes us.

Earl_of_Queens: I’m sorry I mentioned it. Forget it.

NoGoBonzo: dude, you were serious?

ICUthere: ill know if you do it earl, swear on a bible its true

Esmeralda: I’m having just the teensiest trouble here. You stopped an alien invasion four years ago?

EuroPsion: i feel a leg being pulled, maybe more than one leg

Esmeralda: You and what’s-his-name, Jim Bighead?

Earl_of_Queens: ICU> Happy now?

Earl_of_Queens: Es> Not me, we. I was a Human Anomaly. I’m not anymore, but I was back then.

ICUthere: omg!!! you told the truth!!! omg!!!!

sue_naami: Is everyone here on drugs?

NoGoBonzo: wish i was

Esmeralda: Fine, I’ll be the bad cop. Earl, you’ve been here for a few months listening to us

Esmeralda: babble on about UFOs and crop circles and mind-control satellites, but in all that

Esmeralda: time you’ve been the voice of reason and restraint. Now you tell us that you helped

Esmeralda: stop an alien invasion, and you were the Earl on “The Pasquale Mendoza Show” who

Esmeralda: if memory serves claims to have had a goldfish bowl stuck in his/your mouth, and you

Esmeralda: and the other Human Anomalies or whatever broke into a secret government lab in

Esmeralda: New Jersey and thwarted the invasion, which was actually billions of aliens shooting

Esmeralda: out of a spaceship like meteors (the meteor shower part most people seem to remember)

ratttgrrrl: o

Esmeralda: and into the heads of every human on earth to feed on their brains (causing headaches)

ratttgrrrl: m

Esmeralda: but the anti-invasion machine forced the aliens out of our heads and back into their

ratttgrrrl: g

Esmeralda: ship and they left, taking with them a scientist, but one evil alien escaped and is at large.

Esmeralda: This is what really happened, and not a geomagnetic storm. Do I have that right?

NoGoBonzo: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theotherhalf: are you serious or what?

Earl_of_Queens: Es> Yes, that’s correct. That’s all true. The migraine you remember was an

Earl_of_Queens: alien’s attempt to possess you and eat your brain, but we stopped it.

ratttgrrrl: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomggomgogmgogmogmgogomgogmg

NoGoBonzo: o_0

sue_naami: It’s late, and I have to be in court tomorrow early

sue_naami: Have a good night

sue_naami: Good story, Earl

 

*** sue_naami has left the room ***

 

Esmeralda: EoQ> Okay, just wanted to make sure I had that straight. No problem.

ratttgrrrl: this really happened??????!!??!!?!?

Esmeralda: It’s almost midnight here. Good night, all. See you later.

ICUthere: nite ezzy

ratttgrrrl: bye!

 

*** Esmeralda has left the room ***

 

Earl_of_Queens: I should have just kept my mouth shut. No one believes us. I’m sorry.

 

*** Earl_of_Queens has left the room ***

 

ICUthere: earl, don’t say that, i believe you

ratttgrrrl: he’s gone

ICUthere: #############!!!

ICUthere: i have to go too, gabe and iz want the pooter back to do homework

ICUthere: ill try to get on later

ratttgrrrl: rats, bye

theotherside: sis says she needs help with some guy cyberstalking her, gotta go, love you

ratttgrrrl: u2

 

*** theotherside has left the room ***

 

*** ICUthere has left the room ***

 

EuroPsion: that was interesting

NoGoBonzo: you said it, dude

ratttgrrrl: what do you guys think

NoGoBonzo: about what earl said?

ratttgrrrl: yea

NoGoBonzo: beats hell out of me

EuroPsion: that was interesting

NoGoBonzo: you said that already, what was interesting to you?

EuroPsion: esmeralda and earl said that the aliens were eating human brains

ratttgrrrl: so?

NoGoBonzo: ???

EuroPsion: headaches

NoGoBonzo: oooooooooohhh omg

EuroPsion: right

NoGoBonzo: but that would mean….

EuroPsion: right

NoGoBonzo: but sn said….

EuroPsion: right

NoGoBonzo: damn!!! for real?

EuroPsion: for real

ratttgrrrl: what!?!?!?!?!?

EuroPsion: nothing

NoGoBonzo: forget it

NoGoBonzo: bedtime 4 bonzo

 

*** NoGoBonzo has left the room ***

 

EuroPsion: goodnight, rg, sleep tight

 

*** EuroPsion has left the room ***

 

ratttgrrrl: goodnight!

ratttgrrrl: damn!!!!! what was all that???!?!?!?

ratttgrrrl: who’s left here?

MIB007: i was probed whn the aleins took me n there ufo, thy had a big metel probe they stuk in my

 

*** ratttgrrrl has left the room ***

 

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